Pippa Middleton, what a life! As if we didn't lust after her playgirl lifestyle enough (but maybe not the cameras that come with it) this past weekend she was canoodling with hot vicomtes at a saucy eighteenth-century themed ball. The designer most sought-after by these young debutantes? Leg Avenue. Classy! Apologies for coming off a bit snippety, this is out of sorrow that my invitation was lost in the post. I should ease up on the snark. ALTHOUGH, Ms Middleton made one fatal mistake.
Pippa, we know you come from a regal line of lovely locks, and you and your sister share the same signature look in that regard. But Girl, look to you left, now look to your right. Do you see those fabulous coiffures complete with feathers and even powder? Those betches are outshining you, and that's just not right! Oh and I don't care if this isn't your "thing," you should go all-in to themed parties or not at all. What I see here is a missed opportunity, one that there may not be another opportunity to correct!